New Cataclysm Races - Goblins

I learned in school that if you’re going to give criticism you should create a “compliment sandwich”, that’s to say you start with a compliment, criticize, and then close with a complement, effectively “sandwiching” the criticism between to lovely lightly toasted compliment buns.

The bottom Bun:
Well I’m sure you’ve all seen the video of Cataclysm. It’s actually pretty cool IMHO. I like it. I think it’ll be interesting.

The MEAT:
WTF is up with Alliance getting Worgen? I mean come on was this to appease the dark side of alliance players? You know it’s not even that they got Worgen, it’s that Horde get’s Goblins what’s up with that?

It’s like they said we have two new cars you can drive in the game.

Alliance, you’re getting a Porsche.
Horde, you get the smart car.

Of all the classes in the game Goblins are the best Blizzard could do? I simply cannot believe that out of all the creativity used to create the game and continue to keep it interesting that GOBLINS was the last thing standing. And have you seen the back story... I mean ? It’s like Gilligan’s Island meets Lost with a dash of A-Team.

I suspect it was brought on by typical (yeah I’m baiting here) alliance QQ that they had Gnomes...ah well I’ll just have to buy more Potions of Strength to make myself larger...wait wtf am I talking about I’m not rolling a goblin.

The OTHER MEAT (it’s a double meat sandwich)

Blood Elf Warriors – Let it be know that if you roll a BE warrior I get to slap you. Seriously I will target you first and foremost in any battleground. I’m going to level an alliance JUST to do this. If I’m on a horde character and I see you getting jumped in a battleground I’ll simply keep on walking.

Warriors are not supposed to be feminine...hell even women warrior’s are not Feminine.

You simply CANNOT make a BE NOT Feminine. It’s just not right.

The Top Bun:
...Tanking razorscales is fun.

That is all.

Oh wait here’s an interesting question I’m sure no one at blizzard thought to ask.
What happens when you spell Worgen backwards?
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Like I said, perhaps not ENOUGH thought went into this whole “new race” thing.